there's always been a good chance that i'm a complete dumbass but now i know it to be true. i bought a swim cap today and i've just tried it on but it doesn't work. i don't mean that it doesn't prevent my hair from getting wet; rather that i can't figure out how to get it to stay on my head. if i don't pull it half way down my face so that it can cling onto the upper edge of my eye sockets (i don't think i need to mention that this is highly uncomfortable) it starts sliding up my head and ends up looking like a smurf hat. how can someone not know how to put on a swimming cap?? another thought has just occured to me; maybe i'm not a dumbass, maybe i'm an anatomical freak. choices choices.
anyway, in an ideal world where shame doesn't exist and i am neither a dumbass nor a physical freak i would be wearing this:
4:05 p.m. - October 19, 2004
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