i seriously used to drink multiple glasses of triple southern comfort neat without giving it a second thought. now when i dare to have a second glass of wine i have to reconcile myself with the knowledge that 9 times out of 10 i'm going to have to deal with a generally undeserved bout of guilt and, if i'm really unlucky, the big D. just say no kids.
11:12 p.m. - May 28, 2004
one minute i'm checking out a severely substandard unofficial website for a popular tv show, the next i'm bombarded with pictures of underdressed people inserting rude things into other rude things. i closed the pages as quick as i could but still expected to hear the wailing of the porn alert sirens going off in the office. it turns out, after confessing what i'd just seen to the computer guy, that we don't actually have a porn alarm. in fact he wouldn't have even known i'd seen anything had i not mentioned it to him. now of course he's probably checking out a 10 page list of all the websites i've visited this morning. good one.
12:57 p.m. - May 28, 2004
this is getting beyond a fucking joke. the evil fucking photocopier has thwarted me yet again!!! i am going to kill it. i am going to take a large mallet and destroy it. when i've finished with it, it will be dust. the god damn thing won't even copy for me now. it did one job and then while i was out of the room it took my 75 page original document and mangled it beyond recognition. why is it tormenting me this way. what heinous crime am i being punished for? arghhhhh arghhhhhhhh arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
11:31 a.m. - May 28, 2004
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